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What memorable commercials were introduced during the 90s that you can think of? This isn't a list of every commercial to appear in the decade, just the commercials that really stood out for one reason or another. Someone needs to make a phone call but they don't have correct change, but not to fear because all of a sudden Sandra Savealot Alyssa Milano emerges from the calm and tranquil sea.

Simpson collect This is just a mistake that you made. The comercial with Alyssa Milano in it is the "Eva" Savelot comericials.

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Just thought Id let ya know! He asks "Have you done anything all day?

The son replies "Got my report card straight A'sfinished my extra credit assignment, did your taxes, gave blood, found a home for a stray cat, gave Muffy a haircut, oh, and I ordered Chinese for dinner, on me, which should be here doorbell rings right about now. I'm the guy that makes 7up! I also make the advertising. I just thought of a great new slogan: Dumass description should include the part where after the guy leaves, the boss says, "What a dumbass. The boss leans over the desk and says, "the name is Dumas.

The Series A man and a woman would step out from behind the buildings in Arabia.

Then the man sang: A bunch of little colorful bears holding fruit start chanting "It's our Amazin' Fruit! It's our Amazin' Fruit! After this, a little bear does a Tarzan yell while swinging on a vine just before the announcer says, "Tropical flavors too! He is then all teary eyed as he says "I love this card. American express Seinfeld is at a gas station with his girlfriend in his car. And as he takes out the gas pumper he says,"release the hounds".

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The Gas station employer says something to seinfeld. Seinfeld starts pumping gas in his car.

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The price meter starts raising up. It goes up to i think 20 dollars. Seinfeld pumps the price up a little more.

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The gas employer says"pay up". Seinfeld takes out his creditcard.

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And the Gas employer lets out a little grief. Amigo Aired in late '97 and early It was a car commercial and went to the tune of the "Slinky" song. A car,a car a marvolous car everyone knows its amigo Beggin' Strips I love this one. It shows the nose of the dog a golden retriever going around the kitchen looking for "bacon, bacon, bacon" and sniffing out and sees it on the top of the counter and the lady takes a strip out of the box and gives it to the dog.

We'll take you all on! Blockbuster Video A guinnea pig named Ray and a bunny named Carl are in a cage in a pet store window accross the street from a Blockbuster Video.

Ray starts talking about his favorite action flicks and starts swinging around a carrot. It hits Carl in the face and Carl looks at Ray and asks "Did you just whack me with a carrot? Blow-pops Lots of kids with frizzy hair and vibrant clothing running around a blow pop room and eating blowpops.

At the beginning it was like "Blow pops-Take 1" or something like that that. While the man decides which kind to buy, the narrator states that the generic turkey is really a concoction of ground-up turkey by-products, fillers, and even SEAWEED.

A documentary of the manufacture of the generic turkey is then provided, with machines churning a mush-like mixture and extruding this mixture into balls which then become the "turkey breasts" on a moving conveyor belt.

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Finally, the man in the deli decides to buy Ovengold. The commercial closes with "Boar's Head Ovengold. The "Why ask why? Budweiser Three frogs sitting on lillipads croaking Budweiser.

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Budweiser Three frogs sitting on lillies croaking "Bud-Weis-er" and then the Budweiser sign falls down, and they croaked "Growl. Budweiser superbowl 98, the ones where the iguana's where trying to kill the frogs, and so they sent the ferret to blow them up. Bugle Boy Three guys out playing golf lament the fate of their "poor friend" who had to stay home with his wife. They trudge through the woods and step into ponds, looking for lost golf balls, etc.

Meanwhile, shots are interspersed of the friend, at home, with his wife clad only in his Bugle Boy shirt, having a much better time than the golfers are. A true celbration of marriage.

Anybody know where a copy of this ad can be located? I want to use it in a marriage class that we teach. Bush's Baked Beans This commercial featured a man Bush and his dog sitting in the living room, talking about his home made baked beans, he mentions that it's a family secret which he's only told his dog, and he says "And he's not saying anything!

They ask him and just as he begins to explain one asks, "So you know how they get the chocolate fudge in the Cadbury Caramilk bar?

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One girl unzipped just enough to show a hint of underwear, another girl was shy about turning around and showing the back of her jeans but did after coaxing from the voice. The franchise's shameless celebration of cholesterol and sex took the form of ads showing people spilling the fatty mayonnaise and sauces from their burgers all over the place.

The most prominent one had office guys spying on a hottie dressed in the most gleaming white dress in the next skyscraper and betting whether she'd drip her sauce on her clothes. Castrol Syntec Motor Oil Several car engines are mounted on stands in a Checking out the dark tasty lad in the lockerroom. A lab technician pours Castrol Syntec into one of the engines, while other lab techs pour conventional oil into the remaining engines.

The lab techs then drain the oil from all of the engines and start them without oil. As the narrator comments on Castrol Syntec's "unique molecular structure", four engines formerly filled with conventional oil seize up one after the other the fourth does so with a screeching noise.

However, the engine formerly filled with Castrol Syntec keeps on running. The narrator closes with "Castrol Syntec. Protects in ways other oils can't. When he pulls in for a pitstop, the Devil swallows a tire, spits out the lugnuts, and then swallows an air tank, which explodes inside of him and turns him back into Dale Earnhardt.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch These commercials started airing in the mid 90's, featuring some adult with a burr up their butt and Checking out the dark tasty lad in the lockerroom kids telling how the adult probably cant tell why Cinnamon Toast Crunch was so good.

The adult gives some lamebrained answer and the kids all laugh and correct them.


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